The Bad Seeds Club

Do you want a garden but are daunted by the bullshit?
Don’t know where to start and The Pinterest Perfect images aren’t helping?
Are you concerned you need a long floral dress (or a fly fishing vest) and a big floppy hat to garden?
You don't feel like gardening culture includes you, because you're kind of a badass?
Are you already so busy that you can’t even?
Does “Cookie Cutter” not work at all for you?
Do you need encouragement and a fun gardening friend in your corner?
Do you have limited funds?
Do you care more about birds, butterflies, dogs and kids than your neighbors?
Do you have the confidence to let your freak flag fly, in the garden and otherwise?
Do you seek flow?
Are you stubborn?
Do you hate being told what to do?

Do you live where it's cold AF?

Do you want to be more self-sufficient?
Keep things out of landfills?
Would having an outlet for creativity/anger make you a better person/partner/parent?
Do you hate the Patriarchy?

The Badass Gardeners Club (The No-Bullshit Approach to a Bitchin’ Backyard) is a series of 12 classes (one a month for a year), each building on the one before. Each class is presented with a cubic yard of humor, occasional swearing, practical advice from an industry professional, completely affordable how-to projects, absolutely no bullshit and a dash of feminism for good measure.

At the end of each class, there will be an opportunity to get a Badass Gardener Merit Badge that will be mailed to you. You can collect them all.

For $60 you're all registered for a year of gardening classes, with all the support and tough love you need to get you out there growing some shit!

You will be added to a Facebook group for club members where you can watch the classes, rewatch previous  month's classes, watch bonus videos, find extra learning materials and worksheets, a group chat and schedule open office hours for personal consultations.

Choose only the classes you need, or take them all. 2018 is the year you become a kick ass gardener!

The Bad Seeds Club: A Year of Gardening Classes (12 classes)

One class a month, every month for a year. 

Get practical, personal advice so you can go out there and grow some shit! 

  • attend a webinar/class live on the 15th of each month (or watch taped classes whenever you feel like it)
  • get bonus materials and worksheets
  • schedule extra time with me to solve your toughest yard problems
  • Be part of a badass club
  • Have confidence in your bitchin' backyard
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