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Sunday, February 25, 2007

Super cute new Crocs


I'm sick of lookin' at everybody's Crocs. Even though I live in my Birkenstock Birkis that are similar (but with a much more European, gnome-like flair). But I have to admit that I will be wearing these come spring, if I can ever afford anything new after I get my car fixed...again...

Sticky!


Patrick Dougherty makes art that really works with nature, I mean... I could mkae something grow like that if I had 4,000 years to do it- and I want to live in one of his pieces.

I guess I can go see some of his work right now in Grand Rapids or wait a bit and go to the Morton Arboretum...

That's all I have to say about it.

Reminder.... Angelica gigas!


I have to remember to get me some of this..hubba hubba!

Search ended! Variegated Cyperus alternifolius!


I have a kick ass photo from a book of some variegated Cyperus stalks branching gracefully over a pile of old bowling balls and this photo has just haunted me because I couldn't find the plants anywhere! Which is odd, because we can find anything we want (or don't) these days, right? Well I finally found it at lilyblooms.com and I'll buy a bunch of it when we finally move...

Darth Vader dress!


Ohmigod! This dress from adressaday.com rocks the solar system!

Best garden hat yet


I've really been hard on hats- it's hard to work quickly and function AND answer a cell phone and battle the wind.. but of everything I've tried this lil' $6 beauty from Asianideas.com has really worked for me- and the style actually prevents bad cases of hat hair! If it gets bent out of shape a little I just dump some water on it and put it in the sun to dry... smells like hay too...
they have some other great ones too, like the famous foldable hat...

What? Is that bean talking to me?


Is this ridiculous? A laser imprinted bean? "An organic twist on text messaging, this unique canned plant features beans that have been carefully lasered with "Welcome" on the side. Given as friendship, house-warming, or hostess gifts, your recipient simply pulls off the foil top and bottom and adds a little water to the soil. In about a week or so, the bean will poke through the soil revealing the special message." Does that seem bizarre to you?

Saturday, February 24, 2007

The Kneepaddiest!


So, yeah- here are these awesome work pants from Duluth Trading with built in knee pads- and 9 pockets!!

Aren't they bad ass? These pants say, "I can plant that container for you and then later... wanna go roller derby and crush the other garden center in town to pieces?"
They have some other excellent products but it's all a little granola for me... Actually, it reminds me of how Banana Republic used to be back in the day... Remember when there as, like, a Jeep sticking out of the wall and stuff?

Friday, February 16, 2007

What I've been waiting for...


The apex of my hunt for good gardening clothes! Halleleujah!
And how friggin' cute???

update: seems they are no longer... anyone have a suggestion for something as cool?

Product I need to have


Isn't this sweet? I pulled it out of a catalog some years ago and I couldn't afford it then, well... now it's practically free at WalMart...
And as I am the messiest gardener ever I really do need it...

MMmm, good...


I really get a kick out of this cooking website, Plate Tectonics...

I have the patience to cook the stuff, but not to discuss it later!

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Pendarvis Parsnip


A New Agey Moment with Amanda...


Here's my current hokey thought that's been running through my brain...

I've spent the last 2 days at my Mom's house and boy, do I feel better. Now, certainly my Mom and Terry have something to do with that but the word I can best describe my current mood as is "grounded" and I feel like that has something to do with not being in a second floor apartment for a few days. Literally, living closer to the ground. In the summer I garden in my own back yard, and in other people's enough where I don't notice it... but I really notice it now. And now that I've pointed it out to myself I have even less patience about our upcoming move.

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Paczi Day is coming!


What's a dieter to do? The paczis are starting to show up in the market by my house and my mom has asked for a package of apricot, Daniel has already polished (get it?) off a box of cream ones... upon my insistence that they not stay in the house long or I will have to eat them.

Nothing is better than paczis...

I'll never have one again after we move to Indiana, right?

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Holy Garden Furniture!

Gliders and Bouncers and Chaises, OH MY!


It's like the Mecca of Garden Furniture... RetroPatio.com!


I want it all and sadly, can afford none...


but totally inspiring nonetheless...

Mystery product...






I think they are seed packets...

I don't know, but I love the packaging...

Gliders and other garden benches

I love vintage lawn furntiture!

We are moving to the country. Er, at least it's more rural than Chicago or any of it's suburbs but it's really not all that isolated. Anyway, I am looking for a glider for out new place. I found this awesome website but I think I can probably come across on the old fashioned way... through hardcore garage sale-ing!


Garden benches are tough, I feel as if not many are made with the same thought and style as anything made for indoors. Well, I feel that way about nearly everything having to do with gardening- it's all style-less and made for old people!


If I can't get a glider...


I'll take this fabulous bench...


today's sewing lesson


More garden photos to love...
















Garden photos I love






It's snowing again here and it gives me a minute to go through some old photos I found on the net and saved in some random folder...



Keep in mind that very little impresses me...


Monday, February 05, 2007

my idea of a woodland garden...


How much do I love this guy?


My tastes and style runs wildly between classic English borders to this, some of the most grooviest modern stuff ever. Or is it really?
I just love this Patric Blanc and his work!
Ya! Go Vertical Gardening, Go!

Gardening on your Xbox?


Did you know that there is a gardening "game" for Xbox?Viva Pinata . You tend to your garden and then pinata animals come in and live in it.
I didn't think I knew how I felt about it until I rolled this scenario around in my head..."Oh, you're a hardcore gardener? Me too, I play Viva Pinata all the time- and it's way harder than actually digging in dirt!"
That being said, I totally love pinatas...
Paper mache is soooooooooo my medium...

Friday, February 02, 2007

Tokyo Micro Garen- I Want One!


A tiny cell phone charm that can live for 6-8 months with no care or extra exposure to sunlight! OH! Need one!

"The towel slipped off!" Tales of Nude Gardening


This from a British newspaper....

What would OSHA say?

Friday, January 19, 2007

The Color Purple (with no apologies about the title)

So purple is the color of nobility, royalty… Prince and Barney. It’s the color Red Hatters wear and little girls adore. In the garden, I’ve found it can be even more. It’s a great bridge color between the sexes; it’s neither masculine nor feminine. Purple strikes a chord with both Victoriana admirers and the modern living urbanites. I am not talking about subtle shades of lilac-y lavender or indigo blue, but vibrant purple in flower, leaf or fruit. Let me tell you about some of my favorites.

Heliotrope ‘Marine’ – The name would lead you to believe that it’s blue. But it’s the epitome of richest purple, the sort you could dive into and swim around in. The scent is strong… of newborn babies and wildflower honey even from many feet away. The rich green leaves of this plant create a certain old fashioned drama. As an annual, I have found it to be a bit fussy but worth the effort. Water it, cut it and you will be rewarded with blooms all summer. I think it looks its most amazing with Helichrysum ‘Icicles’- full sun to part shade.

Purple Heart (Tradescantia palladia)- This is a love it or leave it plant, and men usually love it. It is a bit unnatural looking, with strappy purple leaves jutting out at all sorts of odd angles and teensy purple flowers peeking out the ends. In a container, its ability to break up a sea of green foliage is exceptional. Its habit is mainly that of a trailer, but also has a mind to do some vertical work. Simply stick a small tip in some soil and neglect it, almost like it was a plastic flower being stuck in a random bare spot, and it will root right away. When you want a plant to grow in a thimble-sized pot without thrice daily maintenance, just stick a tip of Purple Heart in it. This plant’s succulent nature helps it to thrive when water isn’t on the menu. Versatile? Ha! It does well in most sun situations and it also does well as a houseplant. It would probably do okay on the moon. Looks it’s best with chartreuse plants, like Coleus ‘The Line’ or with rich greens like fiber optic grass (Scirpis cernuus).

Purple Basil- Ocimum basilicum’s scent and color are richer than any other! Deep, almost black leaves are topped with spikes of lavender colored sweetly scented flowers… if you let them bloom. I am an unstoppable basil-bloom-snipper but I make an exception for this most dramatic herb. Fabulous and tasty cut in ribbons and dancing upon a platter of salted yellow tomatoes.


Buddleia davidii ‘Black Knight’- This plant is a factory of color and fragrance that brings around all sorts or winged creatures. I have noted a variety of butterflies, hummingbirds, but sadly, no Pegasus. Topping out at 6 feet and brimming with panicles of rich purple with orange eyes, with the energy of a black-light poster, from mid-summer until Autumn’s last throes… why would you not have one? A perennial in my zone (6ish) it is cut back hard in March to a nub of about 5 inches and the reward will be a tall, wide, open shrub that is even bigger than last year’s growth by the time it starts to bloom. It looks good with silvery or yellowy grasses like Miscanthus sinensis ‘Morning Light’ or ‘Strictus’ or a tall rose like Benjamin Britten, with its cherry pink blooms with a tinged with orange. The roses Tess of the D’Urbervilles, which I have chosen partially for the name, or a no-frills Robusta will match the Buddleia in height and flower production. These colors, when together, have enough energy to run a small power station. A great unexpected pairing is a tomatillo plant, which is about the same size as the Buddleia. Plant one about 4 feet away and let them grow into each other- the effect is almost fairy-tale. Full sun.

Purple passion- Gynura’s flowers are awfully weed-like and when buds appear I am quick to pinch them off. Take my word on it, they are not worth it. And with my hasty pinching they become compact and full of Martian-like interest in their odd-shaped pointy little leaves covered with brilliant purple hairs. Fabulous for containers and as a houseplant, did I mention how ugly the flowers are?


Persian Shield (Strobilanthes dyerianus)- This is a tall, shrubby annual that a friend of mine calls ”the drag queen of plants”. It has purple, almost reptilian leaves with accents of black and silver. As the center of a container planting or as a back-of-the-border garden plant, drama will follow wherever you plant Persian Shield. By planting it in back of a plant like Mango Meadowbrite Echinacea or a Coleus ‘Pineapple’ and using it as a frame you can best utilize the way it haphazardly branches. A thirsty plant, its maintenance is low as long as it’s watered often and trimmed to be kept tidy.
Eggplant ‘Neon’ (Solanum melongena)- It doesn’t matter if you like the taste of eggplant or not, we are talking garden impact here. What an impression the 3” wide and 8” long fruit make! Their solid, almost obscene coloring make for a different pattern in the garden- denser than most garden textures. ‘Neon’ is fast growing and quick to bear fruit. Imagine a garden with this plant next to a Golden Vicary Privet and a Heuchera ‘Lime Rickey’ or Coreopsis ‘Moonbeam’ and then using Platycodon grandiflorus (balloon flower) elsewhere in the garden to mimic the color and shape of the eggplant. Now that’s what I call gardening! Oh, and it tastes good too- mild and almost seedless. Full sun.

Dahlia ‘Thomas Edison’- This deep purple, dinner plate Dahlia could quite possibly stop traffic. It bears 10-inch blooms on nearly 4-foot stalks- and several blooms at a time. It seems that cameras are not able to capture the velvety richness of its color. I would love to have a field of these… and giant stalky sunflowers. Full sun- Here in the North, I pull up the tubers after the first frost and keep in a cool, dry place.


‘Ruby Ball’ Cabbage- Eating it is just an added bonus. Less shiny than a gazing ball, it’s round, dense shape is unusual in the ornamental garden. It may be reddish on the inside, but the outside is pure, dusty-matte purple. Planted in front of something stalky, like Echinacea or Gaillardia, a visually interesting cover-up can be achieved. At more that 70 days to maturity, you can have a friend in the Brassica family all summer long.


By now I have you convinced that I am some sort of purple freak but let me tell you that is not true. I have a sickness for pink. However, these excellent purples make my favorite pinks pinker and my yellows much more dazzling. Purple can make the greens richer, don’t even get me started on the silvers... and another thing.... Oh nevermind....

Monday, January 15, 2007

Knotty!


Here's a good site, or a good name for a site... knottybits.com! All about Knotweeds!

Scariest nursery web site EVER!


Ok, I have frequently used the term "hortiporn" to descibe a catalog with enhanced colors and slick pages that is really too good to be true... Think Terra Nova!

But this is like, underaged half naked kids in front of nursery stock and it's just too odd that there's no explanation at all why there's a woman with a cigarette in front of a magnolia or a woman in a purple leotard with a brugmansia between her legs... it's just too weird.

I like my garden dirty... but c'mon...

Thursday, January 11, 2007

gnome killers


I'm looking everywhere for big bags of bokashi and I came across this...

Inconvenient, but stylish

ok, it wouldn't be extrordinary for me to write a whole post about the shift in the hardiness zones and how here in Chicago we were a 5 and now we are a 6. But what I find really unusual is the pattern in the map that shows the areas in which there was a change. Yellow is no change, pink went up one the light blue went down one and red went up 2. Look how stripey we are. Isn't that odd? Like someone batiked us. Does anyone batik anymore? Should I use tie dye as a better reference? We are tiger striped for the most part...

Monday, January 08, 2007

warmity


The BBG can keep their cherry tree...

at the random park by my house a dandelion is blooming...

it's very half-assed blooming but what do you expect from a dandelion in January?
very cute "blow me" merch available at Cafe Press...

Saturday, January 06, 2007

another one I should have known about


Why didn't I know about this web site until Robin told me about it?
It's a lovely site, er, at least a lovely idea and thanks for doing it.
I wish there were pictures of the merchandise...
take the quiz!
Enjoy the photo gallery!
This is another one I wish I had though of first...

http://www.plantamnesty.org/

enough

Ok, enough feeling sorry for myself. Nothing is every going to be all the way okay again so I might as well get used to it. I feel like more of a grow-up now than ever... and I don't like it.
So, ol' garden blog. Shall we talk about the weather?
our new puppy?
Our impending move to the boondocks?
how I can't afford ukulele lessons I want really bad?
mah, I just don't want to complain anymore.

I know it's so talked out but since this more or less comes from the horse's mouth, and from a horse's mouth I LOVE... Ok, Josie, you're not a horse.
Anyway, one of my top 5 favorite people is Miss Josie Lawlor, who works at the Brookly Botanic Garden, tipped me off to this a little before everyone else caught on...
from gothamist.com


A Tree Blooms in Brooklyn

Check out this picture in today's Times. A lone cherry tree at the Brooklyn Botanic Garden has decided to jump-start spring. Winter doesn't even start until tomorrow! While many trees put out buds before going dormant for winter, we usually don't see one flowering before winter begins. This particular breed is an everblooming cherry, which occasionally puts out a few flowers during fall and winter warm spells, but rarely does the whole tree bloom like this.
While yesterday and today may have felt cold, that's only our bodies not being acclimatized to cooler weather. Both days have had above average temperatures, making today the twelfth consecutive day above normal. The longest stretch of warmer than average weather in recent years happened in August and September of last year, when we had two warm stretches of 16 and 18 days separated by one day that had exactly normal temperatures. If the ten-day forecast is correct, and that's a big if, we'll have a warm streak of at least 20 days.
For the first day of winter tomorrow we're looking at mostly sunny, warm day, high of 52. Friday won't be as warm, but the big story Friday is rain. It looks like we will be getting a fair amount of moisture starting Friday evening and continuing into Saturday. Check with your airline before heading to the airport as the rain may cause flight delays. Sunday and Monday's weather looks to be much more pleasant.
Photo of this spring's cherry blossoms at the Brooklyn Botanic Garden by Tien

Friday, December 01, 2006

It looks like hair....



I planted a package in my yard- can't wait to meet them!

18-24" tall

blooms in the late spring-

they are soooooooo my style.