I love gnomes, you wanna make something of it?

I have bought some of this Etsy sellers stuff and I was really pleased with it. I think this is next.... Sweetheart Sinner Creations

Creepy+pretty= I must have it...

Aging punk rockers, creepy peeps, vintage collectors and indoor gardeners... I IMPLORE you to visit this Etsy shop. It's filled with the oddest, most wonderful containers. Plants on the Brain by Clayflower 22

If you don't like them just think what an awesome gift they'd make for someone you weren't that fond of.... What the hell kind of message will THAT send????

It's going to take a lot of beer...

Look what Karrita at My Mother's Garden cooked up for me!! I'm extremely pleased to be this couple's new mamma, even though they are going to have to tough it indoors for a few months as the craptastic weather is already here. They are ginormous, can you tell? How amazing they will look peeking out of my Hostas... wait, I don't grow Hostas...

Anyways, she'll be making more after the holidays so if you want some... Let her know!

I'm planning on buying a BUNCH!

Thanks Karrita! The check's in the mail!

Ahem...

The vermiculture holy grail!

Holycrap. Would you just look at this kick ass worm bin I just found on Etsy??? I can't even believe it's coolness! Everyone and anyone could have this cool way to compost, apartment dwellers, dorm roomers, office peeps... It's hella genius.
And it reminds me a little of the Cloud City, in the Bespin life zone ...

It even comes in different colors and prints.

$60 The Worm Inn @ Nomad Needles @ Etsy

I can't let this go on without talking about it ANY LONGER...

This is the second time I've seen this on Etsy. The first time I thought I was hallucinating.

Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you... The Chicken Bitch... I'm not making this up! "It will keep all the evil chicken bitches away" $65 SewFastSewEasy @ Etsy

Slug Fest

I've been entering "slug" into the search at Etsy for some months now... never has there been such BOUNTY of slug related items for me to spend my hard earned cash on! Some of it is mega weird. And that's the way (uh-huh uh-huh) I like it...

It's been many years since I felt the need for any obscene wording on my clothing.. but if I did- it'd be this fabulous shirt from Arcain on Etsy... because that's just funny! Who hasn't had that EXACT thought before??

I want your skull...

More excellent outdoor paraphanalia for the aging punk rocker! Concrete skulls with a killer aged finish... soule @ etsy

Perfect for right next to your Black Mondo Grass!

Etsy Update: The Slug Pin & something else to buy

The slug pin came in the mail Saturay and it's wonderful. A tad orange but that suits me fine!

This week's Sluggy Etsy find is this RAD slug-in-a-hat watercolor painting that you get first crack at because this week is rent and I can't even afford the $12! UGH!

Poor Dog Farm @ Etsy

Now you're talking!

I often find I have to go the tacky route when it comes to yard decor simply because they just don't make stuff slick, cool stuff for aging punk rock girls that garden... they make stuff for grandmas that garden... but HALLELUJAH! I found this today and I hope it's the beginning of a trend!

Artreverie @ Etsy

Buy this!

From Etsy's THIS Gallery- totally recycled and absolutely gorgeous light for the garden!

Recycled

Handmade

long lasting

indoor/outdoor

great price...

Creepy Garden Art

Hellray 77 is offering up this creepy garden art on Etsy. 'Nuff said!

It's time to start thinking about houseplants again...

So why not think about this awesome pot to put one in??? You'll have to beat me to it.

Is there a more punk rock pot in the world? It's a baby head with a nose ring dammit!

Check out the fabulous weirdness (she has some awesome tiles!) on Etsy, made by Kniffin Pottery... naturalmente a la Chicago!

(Kiss my Aster approved) Cool Garden Art

I'm buying these. Totally. Aside from the carrot there's a freaked-out potato and a perturbed onion...
Inexpensive ($19 for the trio!! also sold separately), cute, unexpected... check out the veggie trio from Gobbeldy Gook Decor! (found on Etsy)

(Kiss my Aster approved) Cool Garden Art

I love yard art but I think most of it is lame, takes itself too seriously or is over used. This is none of those things. I think it's cool. FeralGlass on Etsy. It's an awesome deal too.question mark $34- put this next to your mystery plant

Exclamation point $27- put this next to something awesome

new etsy shop

Hey there. The weather has not be conducive to... well, anything so I'm putting a selection of my vintage collection up on etsy, the finest marketplace in the friggin' world. Everything I'm putting up was made by someone. I know how much time and love and... steam goes into making something and then to find it while I'm out junking... well, it breaks my heart. I'm fixing some stuff up, cleaning it, steaming it. Loving it! Some of it I have had for a looooooong time. I'm trying to add 2 a day until I die... I'll never run out.

the photo will take you there! but if you were wondering, the name of the shop is Kiss my Aster! Of course!